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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Never sleeping again

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • neatchee@piefed.social
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    'Cause I’ve been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar

    When he’s tired of flying, he drives a car

    He’s got to get to work on time

    His nursing job is on the line

    His wife is always on his case

    Why can’t she give Lamar some space?

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    19 hours ago

    pterribledactyl, surely.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      They’re more concerned with getting their dinosaur impersonations right than their spelling.

    • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au
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      You expect a pterribledactyl to spell it properly?

    • dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19 hours ago

      Don’t call me Shirley!

  • Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works
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    When I want to fly in my dreams, I play games where my character can fly. After playing Warframe for a while, I can’t fly, but I get more and more bouncy in my dreams.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Closest I ever came to this was I once dreamed I could drive car with a manual transmission.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      Nothing likes floating around with wisp or titania and dreaming about it a bit.

      Had a Nokko dream the other day where I was a sprodling hopping around happy and dumb.

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    There’s nothing worse than being dinosaur laughed at.

    I assume dinosaur laughing is when a dinosaur laughs at your inability to escape getting eaten by the subject dinosaur.

  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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    Become Ivan the Pterribledactyl. See who’s laughing then

  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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    Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs you shame of archeologists. They had a pterosaur laugh,you can’t even recognise them in your own dream.

    • Dagobah@lemmy.world
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      Archaeologists are not dinosaur experts you shame of Lemmy commenters. They had a paleontologist comment,you can’t even recognise them in your own post.

  • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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    pterodactyls and terribledactyls aren’t actually dinosaurs, btw. They just lived in the same timeframe

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Maybe you don’t need to be a dinosaur to do a dinosaur laugh.

  • doodahjones@piefed.social
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    You’d better read Anne McCaffrey’s book series **The Dragonriders of Pern ** Should feel better then

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Just wait until they’re bent over eating and dive-bomb their asshole.

  • qualia@lemmy.world
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    That’s even worse that they laugh in their non-native tongue.

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I don’t think they really had that dream. I think they just wanted to make that pun.

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    Homie should learn to lucid dream so that this can all be their fault

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