Feel free to ask, DM me, or leave a comment. I’ve apparently become a bubble gum expert without realizing it. 😂
I’ve been chewing gum since 2nd grade. In high school, it was already around 30 pieces a day. In college, it was frequently 40-60 a day. So… I’ve chewed more than 1,000 kg of bubble gum in my lifetime. That’s it. I have no idea why I calculated this, but now you have to know too. I don’t know what to do with this information, so now it’s your problem too. 😂
That sounds expensive. Have you considered taking up smoking to save money? /s
Yeah and no, it’s not that simple… It used to be cheaper, and back in school there were also other sources - classmates . ;-)
I don’t chew quite that much anymore - these days it’s around 20-25 pieces a day. That’s actually me cutting back. 😂 It used to be way more. Smoking would probably cost about the same anyway. 😅
You must be able to give oral for an eon without getting a tired jaw.
What’s your favorite gum that you’ve tried?
😂 I’m not sure about that, but I’ve built up some serious jaw endurance - and some jaw definition too.
As for gum, Hubba Bubba (original) is my favorite.
A classic, respect.
You do you, but that is too much gum. You must have jaws like a bear trap.
I don’t have jaws like a bear trap. The bear trap has jaws like me. 😂
Seriously though, my jaw is definitely stronger from all those years of chewing.
And I can definitely blow some huge bubbles. 😁
Isn’t it bad for the stomach acid?
No stomach problems so far. I only chew bubble gum, though. Regular chewing gum is a different story. Stomach aches and all that.
What bubble gum do you chew?
mostly Hubba Bubba or Chupa Chups bubble gum. Dubble Bubble if I can find it
Well, that is certainly one way to mainline microplastics directly into your system I guess.
at this point I’m basically 10% human and 90% gum 😁 But seriously - yeah, probably.
So uh, why?
Honestly ? I have no idea. At this point, it’s basically a lifestyle. But I do know that chewing a lot of gum started with a school prank…
