laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThere are two ways to invent a sportlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1592
arrow-up1592imageThere are two ways to invent a sportlemmy.worldlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·edit-218 hours agoInvent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareKarjalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoExcept that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoKick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoMore like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoGood thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoIndia is beating UK at cricket.
minus-squarepumpupthejam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoRugby is popular in the Commonwealth
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
Talkin’ cricket
Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
Confused?
Nope
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
India is beating UK at cricket.
Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth
I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.