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minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoNo Plutonium? Lol, lmao even. SOFT
minus-squareScottyTheEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoMy teeth are very sensitive and I can only eat softer foods like uranium, or else my teeth may shatter into a million pieces and they’ll have to replace my teeth with ones made of recycled water bottles
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoHang in there. It turns out that the body metabolizes uranium like calcium, so eventually you’ll be tough enough for heavier metals.
No Plutonium? Lol, lmao even. SOFT
My teeth are very sensitive and I can only eat softer foods like uranium, or else my teeth may shatter into a million pieces and they’ll have to replace my teeth with ones made of recycled water bottles
Hang in there. It turns out that the body metabolizes uranium like calcium, so eventually you’ll be tough enough for heavier metals.
delicious yellow cake