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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    Sometimes women aren’t complete sluts.

  • bss03@infosec.pub
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    What’s the cut-off for “nature”? I mean, it’s not like DNA tests grow wild on the PCR plains, and it seems to me that the DNA test was the “tattle tale”.

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is this a non-meme?

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    She appears to be a hirsutely-eyebrowed lass.

  • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
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    so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well…

    also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂

    https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

    • Maeve@kbin.earth
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      There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don’t. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t know if humans work that way but cats do.

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    Having a half twin brother is wild

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    15 hours ago

    • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 hours ago

      Momma? Momma!

  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    16 hours ago

    I googled it so you don’t have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don’t know if these pictures are genuine.

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      12 hours ago

      A true survice thanks :)

    • muhyb@programming.dev
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      10 hours ago

      I remember my biology teacher in high school told about this back then, so I concur the pictures on the internet could be fake.

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    Says it all, really.

    • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net
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      13 hours ago

      That’s my “I’m being lifted by the nut sack” face, too.

      • Almacca@aussie.zone
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        I hate it when that happens.

      • Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
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        12 hours ago

        What’s the matter, Mcfly?

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    Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

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      deleted by creator

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

      Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

      • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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        You’re the one who brought up “slut shaming”, hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

        • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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          11 hours ago

          🤨

      • tenchiken@anarchist.nexus
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        That’s not how that math works…

        • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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          What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

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            If the sperm dies on day 5… How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

            Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

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              You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.

              Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.

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              Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

              [edit] more clear language on timing of second load

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                Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks

                • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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                  Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      let girls have him fun

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        Make of that what you will.

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      Hoes be hoein

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        Yeah he does

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      At least the orgy must have been fun

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      Choo choo?

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      DVP creampies, obviously.

    • bababu@feddit.org
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      sperm can live longer

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    A brother from the same mother

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      Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        Half brother.

        At least in America he’d get a 3/5ths sister.

        • InGodWeThrust@quokk.au
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          So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong

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            If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

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    Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.

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    A 19 year old with two kids from two different fathers. How forgetting to use contraception one night sets three lives up for failure.

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      Okay I’m sure this situation has a couple downsides but who is to say they will fail? Mothers have children from different fathers all the time (and vice versa), these two are just a lil closer.

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        At 19? Teens with kids have a much harder time to climb the socioeconomic ladder and the same is true for the kids with a teenage single mom

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      5, if the fathers choose to be responsible (assuming they’re a similar age to the girl. Otherwise, ew)

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        19~ minus 9 months i dont think they where the same adge

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          How does her age lead you to any conclusion about their ages?

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    I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

    • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol

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      I think that’s just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

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      The concept of “twins” is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

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