erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agolinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1412file-text
arrow-up1412imagelinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneerotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square45fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretomatoely@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·23 hours agoYour tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·22 hours ago*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
minus-squaredegen@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoFake, you never even flipped it around
minus-squarebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agorelevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-219 hours ago“ahh you put it in upside down.” flips “eww it’s still upside down” flips to origianl postiton “ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
minus-squarecloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-213 hours agoI’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
minus-squarevic_rattlehead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 hours agoMaybe her pooter Is a computer
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.socialcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·23 hours agoMy butt, on the other hand
Your tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
Fake, you never even flipped it around
relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
😳
“ahh you put it in upside down.”
flips
“eww it’s still upside down”
flips to origianl postiton
“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
I’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
that can be arranged
A promise or a threat?
Yes
Hmmm delicious suspense.
Maybe her pooter
Is a computer
My butt, on the other hand