Ah but consider… It’s a game you know, all your friends are there, and the rules are being explained very, very badly. And you’re not allowed to say anything because everyone at the table glares at you if you try to interrupt.
Satan is now six minutes deep into explaining how the corn exchange phase works, but he’s not even told anyone what the objective is, the basic actions, the flow of play or anything else. He’s also gotten half the rules wrong and keeps contradicting himself. Everyone’s eyes are glazing over. The corn exchange phase isn’t even used unless a particular faction is in play…
tbh I’d still interrupt the crap out of Satan, ignoring the glares, to ask a bunch of questions until I would feel somewhat confident that I sort of understand the rules. I know, I’d be super annoying. Or I would give up and say “shut up and let’s start playing”.
Supernatural punishment rules my friend. You can’t interrupt, you’re here for eternal damnation. Every time you do, the time loop resets, and you have to listen to the whole boring, painful, terrible rules explanation from the start.
And, obviously, it’s your favorite game. You know everyone here would love it if you could just teach it properly. But you can’t…
Ah but consider… It’s a game you know, all your friends are there, and the rules are being explained very, very badly. And you’re not allowed to say anything because everyone at the table glares at you if you try to interrupt.
Satan is now six minutes deep into explaining how the corn exchange phase works, but he’s not even told anyone what the objective is, the basic actions, the flow of play or anything else. He’s also gotten half the rules wrong and keeps contradicting himself. Everyone’s eyes are glazing over. The corn exchange phase isn’t even used unless a particular faction is in play…
tbh I’d still interrupt the crap out of Satan, ignoring the glares, to ask a bunch of questions until I would feel somewhat confident that I sort of understand the rules. I know, I’d be super annoying. Or I would give up and say “shut up and let’s start playing”.
Supernatural punishment rules my friend. You can’t interrupt, you’re here for eternal damnation. Every time you do, the time loop resets, and you have to listen to the whole boring, painful, terrible rules explanation from the start.
And, obviously, it’s your favorite game. You know everyone here would love it if you could just teach it properly. But you can’t…