It’s fire island, I’m a little surprised the ice breaker wasn’t sticking his face in OP’s ass crack as he said it, from the stories I’ve been told.
My uncle’s best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.
That’s one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol
It’s fire island, I’m a little surprised the ice breaker wasn’t sticking his face in OP’s ass crack as he said it, from the stories I’ve been told.
My uncle’s best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.
I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.
You were right there, the line was “thanks, but this the only ATM I’m into right now”
you got a whatsapp or somethin’? Your service could be very handy in a pinch.