cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/NiceMemes/p/924404/classic
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or: Oh, good, you’re up! I’ve been patiently waiting for extra early breakfast.
I can shove mine halfway across the bed and he won’t even get up.
Until 3 am wakey-wakey time
(as I type one-handed at 3:30 am, Da Mouse in my left hand and spouse asleep in bed)
It’s either this or “DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! KILL THE INFIDEL!”
“Also, I puked in your slippers. You’re welcome.”
I hate how accurate this is
