I have the opposite problem.

I’m very sensitive to heat, so when my pups adjust position it always wakes me up, and I want to kick them out of bed but it would be way too unkind, so I am dealing with it until my body adjusts. Thankfully that’ll be less of an issue once summer’s passed.

or: Oh, good, you’re up! I’ve been patiently waiting for extra early breakfast.

I can shove mine halfway across the bed and he won’t even get up.

It’s either this or “DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! KILL THE INFIDEL!”

Until 3 am wakey-wakey time

(as I type one-handed at 3:30 am, Da Mouse in my left hand and spouse asleep in bed)

“Also, I puked in your slippers. You’re welcome.”

I hate how accurate this is