transcription: bouncer: “id please” me: “okay here” bouncer: “this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought” me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath “fuck that was so cool”

  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    2 hours ago

    why don’t they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

    why must they stand between me and my dream of being Mr X from Amphibia 😭

    • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      21 minutes ago

      why don’t they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

      because adults have slower reflexes, so when they inevitably fall over, they actually hurt themselves, different than children.

    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      They do.

      I am an adult, and I am not unfit, but if I take a spill from Heelys I hope they pull the plug on my vegetable self.

      • Shayeta@feddit.org
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        1 hour ago

        I’m guessing that by now Heelies are just running on top of brand recognition. Surely by now there is some competition offering a better product?

  • Bryllyg@quokk.au
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    12 hours ago

    I was about to ask what heely was and then i remembered it is 2026 and we are on the internet and now i want a pair. Thank you for reminding me that roller shoes still exist!!

    :3