transcription: bouncer: “id please” me: “okay here” bouncer: “this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought” me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath “fuck that was so cool”
transcription: bouncer: “id please” me: “okay here” bouncer: “this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought” me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath “fuck that was so cool”
why don’t they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool
why must they stand between me and my dream of being Mr X from Amphibia 😭
because adults have slower reflexes, so when they inevitably fall over, they actually hurt themselves, different than children.
They do.
I am an adult, and I am not unfit, but if I take a spill from Heelys I hope they pull the plug on my vegetable self.
they do make adult Heelys all the way up to 15M US. that’s 14.5 UK and 49 EU.
I’m guessing that by now Heelies are just running on top of brand recognition. Surely by now there is some competition offering a better product?
Once pair of safety toe heelies pls