Of course they din’t call you fantastic, because you’re not drinking Fantast.
Since you drink Fanta, you’re fantaic.
Obviously need Four to be Fantastic
I mean, duh.
You’d be a fantaholic.
This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can’t be an alcoholic.
One can’t be too careful you know.
When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.
I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.
When I use CAPITALS, no one says I’m CAPITALISTIC
fantaholic
Fantatic
Fantaic
Technically correct. Yeah I’m loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)
I don’t drink alcohol so I can’t be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits… I’m just spiritual!
You have to drink way more Fanta.
Heil fanta!
That is the appropriate salute for a drink with Nazi origins
That’s because they’re calling you diabetic, which means you’re really sweet. ❤️
I always thought it meant you’re really into sweets
Actually it means that you have sweet pee. At least etymologically
Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?
