Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.
Pfft, amateur.

Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer





They get worse the more you look

So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils

Cow Tools.
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
these could kill an autistic person
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Don’t Starve’ Maxwell’s cuttlery?
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
cow utensils
Cuber truck of untrsild






