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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

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Extra Milky

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • everett@lemmy.ml
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    Really milking it for all it’s worth.

    • strop@lemmy.ml
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      I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

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        Maybe if you didn’t stop to masturbate you would have been first.

  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “We drink the combined milk! That’s 62% more milk per milk!”

    • Cave Johnson (probably)
    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Does the Milk comes in brick?

      • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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        “It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It’s not cheese damn it! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson

  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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    Yo dawg!

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world
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        Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.

        • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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          It’s all good, bro. Don’t let the meme die 😝

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Milk maxxing

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Lactomax

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called “Galaxy”. Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!

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      Wait, really? I thought it was like nesquick?

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        Galaxy is Nesquick with milk powder. The British Nesquick would be Cadbury.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

    • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
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      I’d say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

    • Routhinator@startrek.website
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
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    Actually this is really common.

    In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.

    Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.

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      You are so thick I could spread you on bread.

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        Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.

        • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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          Well, she was cremated, so it is entirely possible.

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    that person must have the world’s strongest bones

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      A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

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        Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

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          But they love charging for the kidney stone removal.

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      they must be stopped before it’s too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

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    Milk2

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      Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

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    I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    I remember putting more… milky stuff… in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

      • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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        I think this is one of the ones you have to smash your head against a wall violently to join.

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      And that’s why internet exist— and i should’ve not used it

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    deleted by creator

    • tquid@sh.itjust.works
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      A.K.A. “ultrafiltered”, unless you mean milk-based protein drinks. The main brand I know is “Fair I’ll” and it’s quite nice, the 2% tastes like 3.25%

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    Based milkmaxxer

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