Who the fuck is sitting on this hardass plastic chair for long enough to have to take a shit?
You may want to consider upping your fiber.
Eating more fiber will let me sit on hard chairs longer?
This explains so much…

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As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.
That piss tube goes too low in the bucket. After a few liters of piss it will reach the tube and you have problems in the seams. Don’t ask how I know.
Spotted the civil engineer

Why did Eric’s mom put the bed pan so far away
If you’re familiar with the show… you know the answer.
Exactly what I was thinking about.
Classic shitpost
*Shitbucket, pissbucket too
I thought it was a fart powered genital cooler at first
what a sentence
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No lowballs? I guess old men are out.
And those that are so full after abstaining for No Nut November.
That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!
The diagonally positioned keyboard is a nice touch.







