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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Blibly@lemmy.world
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    Big if true

    • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Picture of a computer monitor showing a text editor with the code "if true {}". The font size is so big the code takes most of the width of the monitor.

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        come the fuck on

        string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
        {
            string toAssign = '';
            if (size == true)
            {
                toAssign = 'big';
            }
            else
            {
                toAssign = 'small';
            }
            return toAssign;
        }
        
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          So very wrong.

          “big” != “Big”

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            shit time to git commit sudoku

            • OpenStars@discuss.online
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              Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!!

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          true ? 'big' : '';
          
          • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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            My beloved

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          String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
          {
              if (size == true){ return "big" }
              return "small";
          }
          
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          Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

          • mcv@lemmy.zip
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            Or assignment. Just return.

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          Where’s your interface and factory?

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            This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big

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            hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

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                Saved

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        That is indeed a big one!

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