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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild

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buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.

  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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    Buffalo eat a lot of fiber right? I imagine their poop is fairly neat like a horse’s.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Horse poop is neat.

      But would you flush it down a toilet?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe that of Lil Sebastian. Since it was small and perfect just like him.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer

        • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
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          i dont think gold is a good fertilizer

      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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        No but I think the analogy should relate to explosive diarrhea because I assumed that’s what happened.

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    Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

    Best buffalo shitpost.

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Just keep an emergency poop knife.

  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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    IBS is a serious issue affecting millions of people. Whoever wrote this sign is ableist.

    • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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      I’m about to seriously affect your bathroom

    • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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      Nah, just because you have a condition doesn’t mean that society has to pretend living in your miasma is acceptable.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        If it impacts me personally, then I’ll direct my anger at the person who needs health care. Simply see a doctor!

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