Straight to jail
Believe it or not, also gaol.
also eating off your crotch, on the blanket.
ick no no no no ewwwwwwww
Why is everyone in the comments assuming that blanket isn’t waterproof? Let’s give OOP the benefit of the doubt and let them enjoy their depression meal on their own terms.
If aliens ever visit they will see this image and immediately glass the entire surface of the planet.
Well deserved.
Can you don’t ?
… that’s a weighted blanket, is it not? it looks like the one i have. that makes this even worse.
Never had a weighted blanket. Why is that worse?
Expensive
cuz it would be… wet AND heavy
It looks just like mine too, and the thought of washing that thing is just “oh no”
(But it is definitely comfy to sleep under!)
the washing machine makes fun noises when 20 pounds is being flung around off center! it does a little happy dance!
She likes it
This is Not what breakfast in bed means
This is breakfast on bed
Bed in Breakfast
take your special k eating ass straight to jail
only special K i consume is going directly up my nose
Was this an intentional choice?
Me realizing I’m not at my lowest low yet!
Thanks. I hate it
I support this being made into an instant jail without parole crime
I hate this, have your upvote and begone
begone
