Philosophers are domesticated shitposters.
To post or not to post ?
To shit or not to shit?
…just visceral*
This implies that philosophers aren’t feral, which is certainly arguable
It only implies not all of them are but technically it actually doesn’t.

Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.
I shit, therefore I post
eureka
Only when I forget to wipe
you-reek-ah
Whilst, yeah, gotta agree that there’s often a Trojan Horse / Dadaism element to a lot of shitposts I still mostly enjoy the people who stumble across them and take them at face value.
Folks, look at the community and check yourself before you wreck yourself - or don’t, and continue to provide entertainment for me with your socio-political hot takes in the face of abstract absurdity.
I’ll buy the feral part.
If you learned to eat lentils you would have more time to shitpost.
How are you doing, my philo sophers?





