Per Wikipedia: “Vegetables are edible parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. This original meaning is still commonly used, and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.”


Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are fruits
Wisdom is knowing that tomatoes don’t belong in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.
Constitution is being able to eat a tomato-based fruit salad
Dexterity is being able to eat around the tomato.
punk is to put olive oil on your “fruit salad” and enjoy it anyways, because the government can’t stop you!
Salsa is fruit salad.
but have you actually ever tried it even once?