🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon fears The Handsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1283cross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up1283imageAnon fears The Handsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square102fedilinkcross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up80·1 month agoPeople would start religions around The Hand. Obviously only sinners would get crushed by The Hand.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up55·1 month agolook, if I could see an actual giant hand crushing people, I’d sign up to that religion really fast
minus-squareSuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoRight? That’s way more real than any religion i’ve ever heard of
minus-squareTwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoZeus could always use more followers, you know?
minus-squareBarley_Man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 month agoOr only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-21 month agoBlasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoGuys, guys, it’s not about morality. It’s about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That’s why you’re still here, Dick.
People would start religions around The Hand. Obviously only sinners would get crushed by The Hand.
look, if I could see an actual giant hand crushing people, I’d sign up to that religion really fast
Right? That’s way more real than any religion i’ve ever heard of
Zeus could always use more followers, you know?
Or only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.
Blasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!
Guys, guys, it’s not about morality. It’s about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That’s why you’re still here, Dick.