Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex
Beware the certainty of youth.
Pretty hardcore . This has a high likelihood of needing a plumber. Best to dump little bits at a time than a big clump at once.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over
…next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
Them and cm00003 get me sometimes.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.
Unironically, yes.
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
- instant nazi
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I’m really sorry. 😥
Fascist Ashes
Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.
Done.
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?
What is the bait?
Classic shitpost.
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …
Found the Trump voter
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.
Slava Ukraini!
I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works
Hell yeah I’d do this_
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Dead nazi can’t do thing to you and overacting based on hatred or paranoia are counter productive.
Just throw the ash at river or beach, or fine dump it on toilet but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good pleae.
… but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good…
But, flushing a nazi down the toilet is the nicest way to treat a nazi. Why are you so upset by a little bit of light-hearted nazi flushing?
We should pass a law that requires disposal of all nazi carcasses via ash-flushing.
yes it is nicest way , but it still not good thing in essence and the context here is for dead one, not alive.
