Lol this is so true 😂
Men’s shampoo (or any other shower product) sucks ass. It’s why I started using women’s everything, back at 16, waay before even starting HRT.
Still cis tho :3

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    A real mans shampoo cleaning solution!

    I’m kidding don’t try this at home; your eyes will burn like crazy, inhale it and it will feel like your lungs are on fire making cigarettes feel like a child’s game, get it your nose and you won’t smell anything for a day, enough exposure on your hands and they will shake–permanently. Cleans real good though. Non of that 99.99% kills bacteria bullshit, it’s a tactical nuke.

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      22 hours ago

      Alright alright! I’ll buy it. Jesus, just, enough with the shaft stroking! I was sold just with that packaging. BTW, what smell does it have?

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        If it’s just sitting there, it’s kind of sweet and soapy. If it’s coming out of a spray bottle it smells like you were cutting Carolina Reaper peppers and then decided to stick your finger in your nose -_-

        I don’t kink shame if you’re into that.

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        22 hours ago

        I would be very scared of whatever would survive this. Let’s just say you can use this to dissolve things when you boil it. Like I said it’s very good at cleaning, I didn’t specify cleaning of what.