>Mr Oppen, I’m afraid to inform you that your creation, “Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill” has been used in…an unexpected manner.

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    Excerpt from a GTA radio show that’s a parody of Rush Limbaugh and maybe a little Alex Jones.

    Y’know, I’m a man who believes in the American dream. I r-, I-I really do. And that dream is – I’m in charge, and if you don’t like what I’m saying, then I’m gonna make a wise-crack, a-and drop a bomb on ya! That’s it, that, for me, is the i-i-s the American dream, okay? And then maybe get a-a-a country artist to sing a song about it then have me walkin’ around in slow motion. Th-Thats the fully realised dream, y’know then you could maybe make a movie about me doing that or we could do action figurines and then, myself making a movie about blowing the shit out of you while I make a wise-crack, y-I mean, the idea-the dream is endless. Truly.