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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours ago

They did the math

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They did the math

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours ago
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    What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?

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      That’s a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it’s like 1.5km bridge.

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