More or less

30 mintues, apparently.
Is it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.
Stability
What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?
An African or European swallow?
What? I don’t know that!
Aaaaaah
$1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.
The loaded gun alone should suffice.
Not me. Both.
Given the fog I’d say it’s either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.
Turok?
Or Silent Hill 2, yes.
I’m sure I’d stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.
That’s a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it’s like 1.5km bridge.
31 minutes. I’m out of shape.
That might work in your favor. I wouldn’t cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.
Half an hour.
35 to 40 minutes. I’d probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.
My first thought: Wtf? Why would y-
My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Ah the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat
Ahhh the elusive spotted brown river corn snake.
A walk









