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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3 days agoOh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
minus-squarescoobford@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 minutes agoHey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia. Toucan beaks run in the family.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 days ago scrawny and weird I’m listening
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoSome guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.” My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThat toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoSome people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
minus-squareNathanDerWeise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoAyy, you come here often?
Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.
Toucan beaks run in the family.
I’m listening
Face sitting.
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
Ayy, you come here often?