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Read this as Herr Dildo. (Mister Dildo) Even funnier.
Wow. Didn’t expect German this early in the morning 😂
I got the joke. Good one :3
Just to prove my point…you really can’t win against this :3
Dildo collection
Don’t judge me for this, okay? 😭
But I can win with with them. 😏
Now that’s what I look to hear 😂
Definitely. This is the best attitude to have in life (and in bed) ♥️
Whats the loopy one do inside? Does is loop? So curious, um… so like… for science, where did you find these?
Not a loop, it’s just extremely long (40cm) and soft, so it doesn’t “stand up”, lol.
Bought these off of various sex shops in my country. They work! 😊How do you know if they are made from safe silicone? Are they certified by something?
I basically trust the seller and my own knowledge of the feel of silicone. Maybe stupid, but seems to work, so 🤷♀️
Wish I had your talent. Though my local shop is pretty good about making sure they only sell safe silicone.
I wish I had done one of those clone-a-willy kits before starting hrt… Then both of those could have been mine lmao
Never had the real thing to compare it to tho, so expand the collection! I that regard… How does the tentacle one feel? If you don’t mind me asking…
Lol! I’m actually planning to do that soon…
I have to use sildenafil (Cialis), cause…HRT, atrophy. Which is a positive effect, for me personally.Never had the real thing to compare it to tho
Really? Well…I’ll just say there’s a world of difference. In a good way 😂
How does the tentacle one feel?
Honestly great. It’s platinum cure silicone, so like the best material you can get. Despite being small, it’s not too small, it’s just right. I like the design and shape a lot, but I get the feeling that post-SRS, it’s gonna feel a lot better, lol.
Tentacle dildos are amazing! Highly recommendI really like the smaller ones, big ones hurt and I’m not ready for them in the other side lol. For my part, I recommend the full metal ones because OMG.
Do the big ones hurt? And also, “on the other side”, are you making an all the way through joke? 😂
Full metal, really? I never would have guessed. I’ve never had any of those, but I can imagine some of the benefits…
They’re great for regular massage too, I like them better than vibrators.
I had a girlfriend that had a dildo that was literally the exact same size as me. It was like it was cast from my own, it was kinda weird because it felt like I had a detachable penis. It had way smaller balls though. She might have got it at st marks place for 22 bucks from the guy with the broken toaster oven.
Damn! That’s actually really cool! It’s…surprisingly wholesome, in a way ❤️
Also, 22 bucks for a dildo?? StealI’m totally making a clone of my bf after this, this is just too sweet 💜
You’re not kidding… all of my dildos are 100-300USD each >.>
WAOW 👀
Well…at least they’re fun? Although, none of mine were over 60$ and they’re all very fun indeed :3
She actually didn’t really use it because it was a little too big. But the real thing has a little more give to it and changes size at the appropriate times. So yeah, I guess our genitals were quite compatible, but ultimately we weren’t lol.
The 22 bucks thing is a reference to this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that! It sounds like you two had fun, sorry to hear it didn’t last 🫂
People don’t believe me, but the real thing is like…worlds ahead, lol
she didnt talk him down to 17?
The Furry Test 😜
Eh? 👀
Oh no, why did I see it right away…😭 /s
I’m not a furry. And I’m pretty firm on that stance. Nothing against furries, it’s just not something I’m personally into.
I just like exotic toys, y’know?Fair 'nuff, bad dragon do make some unique shapes tho (bit pricy though…) and accommodate size queens/kings (which im totally not (hides large flared chance))
Bad Dragon is the best! Way too expensive for me tho…
Okay, large Chance is okay, but flared too? Wow…respect 🩷
Seraphina is waaaay crazier IMO. Got that in medium (soft) and its huuuuuuge 😳
Goddamn…I think I found a new purchase goal 😂
I might be bigger but mine doesn’t vibrate in all the right ways.
Bigger??
Do you have any proof of that? OwO /sSource: I feel like it
