Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating nearby strangers. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating each other at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I won a contest!

Your other wrist is fine, or do you need your mom to help?

Ooof as a brit i feel your pain wankers cramp is very painful!

I believe this is called “the stranger.”