Thank god they are so delicious and useful that they are used quickly. It’s amazing how something so wonderful can become a Lovecraftian horrror when forgotten.
This person has never encountered potatoes in their rotting form.
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
Green potatoes
And they turn green and become poisonous if exposed to light! Another form to avoid
Projectile weaponry
All ways of being potato are valid
Does anybody else have an early childhood memory of being so hungry, and slightly neglected, the only thing in the dark kitchen pantry was a bag of raw potatoes, and long story short, you definitely know what raw potatoes taste like?
I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.
Congratulations on your enlightenment
I don’t really have anything to add, I’m just here to support the good cause of spreading potato awareness.
The things I’d do for good poutine.
Here’s what big poutine doesnt want you to know. With a few simple ingredients you can make your own!
Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can’t imagine having to live without them.
Other places in the world thankfully have edible roots and tubers still, so lives centuries ago weren’t completely wasted by virtue of having stuff like turnips and yams and so on, but there really is no substitute for the tomato.
Tomatoes are the best food ever.
And cacao… chocolate
ANY form?
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I unironically listened to the show’s parody for “Hold Up” for like a week straight on repeat. Titus is love. Titus is life.
Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish
Gaseous form
Don’t care, it could be potato plasma as far as I’m concerned, just add a good knob of butter and serve it up.
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