If you are serious and drug free, willing to move to/ rotate to North Dakota or Texas, (colorado, Pennsylvania, and Wyoming also, but easiest to hire on in ND/TX.) the oil industry offers very good placeholder jobs, work 80-100 hours a week. Frac and Flowback are good entry point and not too hard (not easy, but not insane.) If you dont mind working hard, Wireline or Workover. Drilling is good but generally fewer spots open outside of the “in the know.” If you dont want to move, look into local house framing companies.
If you cant do physical labor, look into customer support roles. Many rental companies have phone/computer based support. Banking roles are also good for similar reasons.
Idk why this is in shitpost, I’m probably missing a joke, but w/e - happy to offer a few usable suggestions.
Ever think of a fun and exciting career in regime change? Maybe a little torture on the side?
Not today CIA chatbot
But it’s a growth industry!
I’m just a dude, dude
Dudes make the best agents! Come on dude it’ll be fun!
Yes.
what’s the job?
Oh, I didn’t have a specific one in mind. I was just volunteering to help. Yes. I can help you. No, I don’t have any jobs to give you.
Go to The Middle of Nowhere.
I tried to move from Outback AUS to The Big Coastal Cities. The whole year, (needed 4 job applications per month to get JobSeekers pay) got 3 call backs.
Moved back to the Outback. The next day I applied for a job, got a interview booked, and job the next week.
k I’ll try this
What kind of job? H? Z? B?
What’s a Z job?
the last job you’ll ever get
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
He clearly said A.
I also need one.
That Depends™
Are you experienced with the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
Third post after opening lemmy again after a like a year btw
Did you have a stroke?
Please go see your doctor.
How are you with your hands
not great
How are you with other peoples hands…
