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Me but I know I would not survive
In most places it’s illegal to live on public land. That’s why bigfoot has so many unpaid fines. Efforts are underway to serve him a court order so we can resolve the issue.
It’s not too late. It’s never too late to stop shaving and move into the forest
need to think of a good cryptid name for yourself. otherwise you will just be call ____man, boring
idk there are some good ones there
grey man, lantern man, creek man, equinox man, mist man, shaman, huntsman…
the more generic-sounding the name, the more fun it is to play against type too. imagine longwoods creek man shoming up in a lake, or the moose mountain grey man showing up bright frourescent orange during hunting season
Buy some white pants, put them on, and just keep pulling them up. Congrats, you are now a Fresno nightcrawler.
