Aha! This is exactly why I always walk around home topless: it’s a distraction!
…it doesn’t work. Cup size too small 😭
This is exactly why I always walk around home topless: it’s a distraction!
…it doesn’t work. Cup size too small 😭
Any woman who writes this clearly does not know how the straight male brain works. (I cannot comment on how the gay female brain works, but would not be too surprised to hear it’s similar.)
It’s OK to not be ok. Nice boobs anyway.
Thank youu 🩷
Being not ok in the head makes for the best sex though
Don’t let the fact that I’m not ok in the head distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
…But boob.
Heads often are the hottest parts of our bodies. Think of it in any and all ways You want.
common fallacy due to statistical outlier; hot head georg, who lives on the sun and walks on his hands, should not have been counted
nope, still hot.
What if I think those two things complement each other.





