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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

heard! now do the floor splatter....

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heard! now do the floor splatter....

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • cadekat@pawb.social
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    Close seat and lid. It’s cleaner and equally annoying to everyone.

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      I know right? Why is there a lid if no one uses it? Keep that poo water in the bowl where it belongs when you flush

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        Also keeps you from dropping stuff into the toilet. Plus you can set things on it which is useful in small bathrooms with little counter space

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        The poo water spraying everywhere doesn’t matter though. Your immunesystem evolved to live in much much dirtier environments. Shit, I bet most people on this site has licked an ass once or twice, and they didn’t die.

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          There are some horny nasty fucks here.

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      Decades of pointless fights and stupid jokes while the problem was easily solvable from day one.

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      Keeps the cats out

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        cats falling in the toilet is like half of my entertainment tho

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          Cats drinking toilet water and tracking toilet water all over the house is less entertaining.

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            only the cats use that toilet, so it doesn’t bug me

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