i feel like you could put that $300+ per month toward something you enjoy doing as a hobby and get way more out of it than zapping yourself and pretending it’s doing something (presumably it sends a current through your forehead, idk the website is pretty vague on what the doohickey actually does)
When you’re depressed you don’t enjoy things you otherwise might. And the device seems to operate similarly to a trans-cranial magnetic stimulation device which has been proven to be very effective at relieving depression.
There is no treatment that can permanently increase the volume of your farts, although the nation’s top scientists are working round the clock to help the folically inclined among us. You must shave your head and continue to wear the device
Hahaha hahaha. I have to know what the hell this actually is. Please tell me it is some snake oil for regrowing hair or something.
https://www.flowneuroscience.com/en-us/
i feel like you could put that $300+ per month toward something you enjoy doing as a hobby and get way more out of it than zapping yourself and pretending it’s doing something (presumably it sends a current through your forehead, idk the website is pretty vague on what the doohickey actually does)
When you’re depressed you don’t enjoy things you otherwise might. And the device seems to operate similarly to a trans-cranial magnetic stimulation device which has been proven to be very effective at relieving depression.
i had no clue that existed, that’s really neat actually
Fake news. This thing makes chilli night require hearing protection
Jezus, these are solid!
Do I have to wear a bald cap too for the 10 weeks of treatment to ‘cure’ my depression or am I better off shaving my head?
There is no treatment that can permanently increase the volume of your farts, although the nation’s top scientists are working round the clock to help the folically inclined among us. You must shave your head and continue to wear the device
I’m talking about the alleged clinical device in the link not the fart meme bit, but yes.
Both, actually. Shave your head, then a bald cap over that.
But what about the depression caused by your credit card bill?
One problem at a time.
It is very real. My neighbors complain that I wake them up but I won’t stop, it makes me feel powerful.