• Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    some fuckass website i’ll use thrice in my life: you NEED to add a passkey. for SECURITY. it’s IMPORTANT. DO IT!

    my bank: heyyyy wanna do 2fa? it’s ok if u don’t… oh u do??? yaysies! ^w^ okay so. we can do sms or app notification :3

    • Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip
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      19 hours ago

      If you bank is this relaxed about access to the user-facing online banking interface, I’d had to know what kind of security malpractice is going on in their back end.

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          18 hours ago

          Nope, but I am surprised that you haven’t written “my former bank” - though I guess most banks are federally insured for amounts that keep us normies covered.

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      1 day ago

      Also the bank:

      Wtf are you doing m8? Why your password so fucking long? Keep it to max 6 characters, like a sane person.

      • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk
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        1 day ago

        Those are some crazy charicters I’m going to need you to keep it letters and numbers only if you know what I mean.