ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 days agoit doesn't happen often but once is enoughlemmy.mlimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1223
arrow-up1223imageit doesn't happen often but once is enoughlemmy.mlComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarePhoturis@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-21 day ago I’m pretty sure that their God didn’t advocate for killing an entire people 1 Samuel 15
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoGod: Saul, why didn’t you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions? Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh… I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agowhy does this read like a comedy sketch? lol
1 Samuel 15
God: Saul, why didn’t you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?
Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh… I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later
God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.
why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol
Ask Dante Alighieri.