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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-22 days agoWhen I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 days agoBelieve it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoOh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoBut it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
minus-squareDrCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoI’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days ago I’d buy a private island
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoBidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoYou’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoFuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
I’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
You’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.