I’m sure plenty of people do, maybe you’re even one of them, but turning this into blanket statements is weird and annoying. How many people think, because of the culture embodied in this sign, that they must shower every day, and never even check?
if you don’t shower daily you reek like shit /FULL STOP
Maybe you reek like shit after a day without showering because you don’t adequately wipe your ass? Because I don’t have that issue. I shower 2-3 times a week and don’t have any issues smelling like I stepped in your argument.
I also don’t really go places much since I work remote, but it’s not hard to shower before leaving the house to go do something
Get a bidet, use deodorant, and you can skip a day between showers, as long as you haven’t been working in the yard all day, or just got done at the gym.
I’m sure plenty of people do, maybe you’re even one of them, but turning this into blanket statements is weird and annoying. How many people think, because of the culture embodied in this sign, that they must shower every day, and never even check?
Wait - if you don’t shower every day, how do you wake up fully? :p
White-knuckling traffic with my kid in the car seems to work okay
I can’t drag myself out of bed to the shower until I’m awake enough to do non-shower things anyway…
interesting… If I have to leave the house on time, shower is the actual wake-up call for me. Alarm is just to get me to sleep walk into the shower
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Maybe you reek like shit after a day without showering because you don’t adequately wipe your ass? Because I don’t have that issue. I shower 2-3 times a week and don’t have any issues smelling like I stepped in your argument.
I also don’t really go places much since I work remote, but it’s not hard to shower before leaving the house to go do something
Get a bidet, use deodorant, and you can skip a day between showers, as long as you haven’t been working in the yard all day, or just got done at the gym.
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Your bad diet makes you smell worse
I’m sorry about how rapidly you stink, have you experimented with different deodorants or consulted a doctor?
Have you thought that they might have already and it was no help?
And that’s the reason it was a question
Nah, that was a tit for tat.
Then you come in with basically an expertly placed, “what if medical science has no solution to their uncontrollable stench?”
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