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Oranges are superior to apples.
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
Very different vegetables though. It’d be like comparing wine and beer.
Vegetables don’t exist
One is a root, the other a flower.
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
Do you fuck with the war?
Yo, the brain’s gotta poop!
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…
Why orinch shiny
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
oranges are better.
Share your analysis.
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
Fascinating…!?
no that’s not where we put the fasc
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
papyrus font is triggering
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
Anarchy
Based
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
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hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
They got the metric system over there.
