troybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up10
arrow-up10imageThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialtroybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThey’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
minus-squareeatCasserole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.