If taking a two year old to the beach is any indication, it’ll make you poop sand for a day or two. Sounds rough and coarse and irritating, of course, but maybe supposed to do more?
I was trying to come up with a new colloquial phrase for visiting the pearly gates permanently. I say visiting because only rich assholes are gates. The rest of us can only watch from outside.
We could all just drink wet sand for a few days and all this would be over slowly.
I’ve heard of pills and vodka, but never wet sand. What does that do?
If taking a two year old to the beach is any indication, it’ll make you poop sand for a day or two. Sounds rough and coarse and irritating, of course, but maybe supposed to do more?
I was trying to come up with a new colloquial phrase for visiting the pearly gates permanently. I say visiting because only rich assholes are gates. The rest of us can only watch from outside.