InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWindows updating just before thesis defenselemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116imageWindows updating just before thesis defenselemmy.worldInternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“Hey boss, the display in the corner office automatically updated. Can we get IT to switch everything to Linux?”
minus-squareyokonzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“why would we do that? Our systems don’t work on that, our people aren’t trained on that, no, get back to work” I think that would be a pretty accurate reply to a casual request for an entire infrastructure change
minus-squareEvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago“there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you don’t install Linux on every computer in here I will explode taking you with me” I wouldn’t recommend this method but It might work out
minus-squarepkmkdz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoNext day headlines: “Linux user blows up an office. Is Linux a cult?”
“Hey boss, the display in the corner office automatically updated. Can we get IT to switch everything to Linux?”
“why would we do that? Our systems don’t work on that, our people aren’t trained on that, no, get back to work”
I think that would be a pretty accurate reply to a casual request for an entire infrastructure change
“there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you don’t install Linux on every computer in here I will explode taking you with me”
I wouldn’t recommend this method but It might work out
Next day headlines:
“Linux user blows up an office. Is Linux a cult?”