I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
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Boston Market isn’t real.
it can’t hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.
I love when it’s spit-roasted.
Boston Market said

What a day to have eyes
But the skin is the best part!
To your partner, ok, I won’t kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?
Why would I eat the chicken wrapper?
Chicken skin is disgusting
Chicken meat good
I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?
I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?
I remove the breast skin, but I do eat the drumstick skin since it’s melded right in the most of the time.
Nah I always just remove the skin always
But if I’m cooking myself, I’m just buying breast without skin

Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.
Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips
I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
wtf mates.
“My, you’re very juicy today”
You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
You’re a loss leader









