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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

I think a vampire just died

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I think a vampire just died

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Vampire suicide is a tragic but common end to many long lived bloodsuckers. "I just want to see the sunrise…one…last…time.’

    • xorollo@leminal.space
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      I didn’t realize I was gonna cry in the comments of c/Funny

  • sloppymelon@feddit.nl
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    Damn it, guillermo!

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.

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      And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

    • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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      Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    When you’re on the come down but forgot about daylight savings

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    Level of burnout: Living the dream

  • unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org
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    Does this remind anyone else of the episode in “Fringe” where the girl could predict immediate future events?

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    Ja der Graf
    Geht auf einen Berg und weint.

    Ja der Graf
    Wartet bis die Sonne auf ihn scheint.

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