I once married a nice piece of meat… It was a mis-steak

I think you’ve touched on the meat of the matter.

Did you hear about the Asian lady that asked for bread, medium rare?

That’s not even a joke though, apparently the lady didn’t know the English word toast, so she just asked in the best way she knew how.

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I blued myself

Oof, I’d roast you, but I don’t want to start a beef.