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Agent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 天前

Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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Agent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 天前
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    Seconds hand does not show seconds.

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      Polling the API every second, are you crazy?!

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        How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn’t know seconds?

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          It can just sleep(1);

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        When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients)

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        I keep trying, but the clock only displays 4:29.

        What do?

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          Task for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager’s ass.

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