Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFollowing your dreamsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1441
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minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·20 hours agoIt’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·19 hours agoThat’s supposed to be a problem?
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoGranted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoNice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
minus-squaredaggermoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoTurn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·20 hours agoAre we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoMy current house only has a crawl space. I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
I wanna be a housebottom.
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
That just sounds like abuse.
That’s supposed to be a problem?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
I’d rather reside in your walls.
Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
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