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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Following your dreams

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Following your dreams

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    More like ass-perations

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    Programmers pre and post 2023

    • python@lemmy.world
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      wait I’m out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?

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        • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m almost there, the fourth panel is getting close enough that I can smell it. In ten years I’ll be there for sure, maybe five.

        • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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          “All my life, I have loved this land; worked it with my hands…”

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        Lots of layoffs

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        this is when the covid subsidies disappeared so companies started firing everyone.

        Then the AI investments, and then just layoffs for fun.

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    I’m really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn’t want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o

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      That’s not a censor, that’s his anus.

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        23 hours ago

        So tight… 😏

      • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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        0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o

        For those that remember

    • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Bottom

      Sorry

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        What the FUCK bro. You can’t just type that shit.

    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      It’s engagement bait and you’re falling for it

      • FishFace@piefed.social
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        23 hours ago

        I’m sure they’re very excited about their Lemmy metrics

      • s@piefed.world
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        21 hours ago

        Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in

        • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Attention seeking and validation seeking are baked into human personalities to varying degrees, and plenty of behavior predating social media (and even the internet) was motivated by those tendencies.

        • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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          I never claimed it was, I was just referring to the original intent with which the half censor was placed on the image.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn’t get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.

      • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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        Memes are weird, like, you contributed nothing to its creation, yet you’re acting all defensive like it was yours

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          I don’t see how my comment is defensive, but I get tired of reading the same response even when it’s a half decent meme. In this case the censorship is pretty marginal.

          Weird hill for people die on, but at least they’re dead I guess.

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        Just once, I would like to view a meme and people haven’t censored the content.

        Also I don’t really give a shit about different sites. There is a reason I’m here and not there.

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        Then post something not censored.

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          deleted by creator

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    What messaging app is this? Nice UI

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      it’s the Republican app grindr

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        Ah I see

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me.”

    “$20,000.”

    “Ree-hee-hee-ally?”

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      $20k

      Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?

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    Being the CEO of your own company really isn’t a guarantee of much, though.

    If he sais something like “CEO of a fortune 500 company”, that would be a bit different.

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      Neither is a entry level software engineer.

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        ‘entry’ level alright

    • nyctre@lemmy.world
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      It’s not just any company, it’s a law firm 10 years after founding…Yeah, it could be a law firm that’s barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it’s a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.

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        But time doesn’t mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don’t even plan to grow.

        Hell, basically being an uber driver means you’re an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn’t really improve the situation.

        The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn’t follow from the premise, and that’s kinda my point. It hasn’t been set up properly, see?

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    I wanna be a housebottom.

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.

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        That just sounds like abuse.

      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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        That’s supposed to be a problem?

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          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I’d rather reside in your walls.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.

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            Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)

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        Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          My current house only has a crawl space.

          I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.

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        deleted by creator

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    What’s a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?

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    If there’d been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect

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    This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.

    edit: Also, I’m guessing this isn’t actually you, but the color scheme is reminiscent of LCARS.

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      Sir the color scheme is called grindr

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        I wonder whether they were inspired by Star Trek.

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    Should have spelt it asspirations surely

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