LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Like a heart

lemmy.world

message-square
16
fedilink
0

Like a heart

lemmy.world

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
message-square
16
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 months ago

        That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      That’s nuts, where would they store their pee?

      • untorquer@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 months ago

        Women don’t pee. No balls.

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 months ago

          No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.

  • 74 183.84@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      3 months ago

      The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

      • 74 183.84@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 months ago

        Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

        The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    3 months ago

    I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    3 months ago

    If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      3 months ago

      Wait are there solid mensuration?

      • fuckgod@feddit.online
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 months ago

        Yeah, but it’s rarer and usually called a baby.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.47K users / day
  • 8.88K users / week
  • 14.3K users / month
  • 14.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 35.7K subscribers
  • 2.08K Posts
  • 28K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org